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qoemedoa:

gayaustralian:

sex is like communism

a talking pig told me it was bad

real-pcys:

im pregnant.

i was taken advantage of by a man who held enough leverage over my whole family that i was terrified to protest.

i didn’t want any of this.

i can’t afford to be pregnant. i can’t afford to have a child. i can’t afford any of this.

my only option for terminating is finding a way to go to jackson, mississippi for four days to visit the only clinic in mississippi. my life is over if i dont.

i work hard at a terrible, dangerous job, literally putting my life on the line at work. i saved money for the procedure itself since i found out, but i can’t afford a trip to jackson…..i just cant. i have to pay for lodging, a bus ticket, transportation…. mississippi only allows first trimester abortions..im already at 13 weeks and time isn’t on my side.

please help me.

please

cashapp: $arthoetchalla

rosewatertear:

i wanna hide my face in someone’s neck and sleep

yumenouveau:

spookymalfoymanor:

Please tell me that there was at least one asshole Muggleborn kid who refused to call teachers professor

“Mr. Snape?”

“It’s professor Snape”

“Do you have a doctorate degree?”

“… no”

“Okay then Mr. Snape”

“But squad, do you think Lupin’s a professor?”

“Did you see his elbow patches?  No question”

bluethisisforyou:

bluethisisforyou:

sir that’s my emotional support youtuber

and by that, i am referring solely to

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danisontnonfire:

How often do it be like that

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andthosearesmalleragents:

earthdad:

7eggs:

if someone was pregnant during thanos’ snap and they died would their baby just like flop on the ground or is an unborn baby not considered its own person in this situation

finally some good philosophical scenarios on this website

Likewise, could an unborn baby suddenly disappear in the snap? What would that leave behind - would the placenta still be attached? Or given when people disappeared, their clothes went too, could it be considered that the unborn baby is wearing its mother?

that-dork-you-followed:

topmemesdeluxe:

latterdaytaints:

topmemesdeluxe:

When my boyfriend says “wig” in front of the cashier at Michaels while we’re buying Christmas ornaments and I know our cover is blown as a gay couple and he just outed himself as a bottom

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You were two men buying Christmas ornaments in a craft store. There was never a cover believed that you were a couple of straight bros

I hate y’all

two bros chilling in a craft store

coralrecovery:

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PSA: YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL HUMAN AN WILL GET THROUGH THIS

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orange-plum:

imtotallystoked:

orange-plum:

I was at the store today looking at lemonade and this old guy comes up to me, and initially I was expecting him to be a creep, but then he was like

“You look like someone who would appreciate this. Why do cows have hooves and not feet?” and I didn’t know, so he said “Because they lack toes (lactose)”

And I couldn’t help but laugh, and so he’s like “Hey if I can make someone laugh it’s worth it. What do you call a bear with no teeth?” and I slapped his arm and was like “A gummy bear!”

Then he asked “Why did the cowboy go to the petstore to buy a doxon terrier?” so I said I didn’t know and he was like “He wanted to get a long lil doggie.”

I told him I was gonna go home and tell my dad these jokes cuz he likes this kinda stuff, so before he left he started pulling out his wallet and was like “Hold on, I’m going to show you my pride and joy. I never get to and I show it off every chance I get.”

I assumed it was going to be his grandkids or something, but then he hands me this piece of paper that was cut out of an add for some kind of soda and it just says “Pride and Joy” on it.

The dude was super funny, so that was a good high light of my day. When we said goodbye I glanced down and saw he was holding a bottle of straight vodka. 

I think I just met Grunkle Stan.

Hey we don’t live anywhere near each other but a few weeks ago I had a VERY similar experience??? An old guy came into my work place, thought he was gonna be a creep, but he just started telling me jokes (different ones than yours, but I can’t remember them) and then SHOWED ME HIS PRIDE AND JOY. I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE A DOG (work at a pet store). Like is there just some national old man club where they make plans to go brighten people’s days???

#maybe it’s a cryptid#drawn to you when you’re down?#idk man

N a t i o n a l O l d M a n C l u b. Wow. Maybe you’re on to something

librius:

librius:

librius:

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hey so uhhhh when are we kicking this spoiled fucking child out of the office

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holy shit

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welcome to hell! welcome to hell!

Twitter goes crazy over unlawful arrest of the teen who tried to sell his MacBook

sourcedumal:

angel-of-death-2015:

fuzzydunlop07:

blackmattersus:

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And so many white people were in her mentions saying “well he shouldn’t have a MacBook” as if this is a fucking Mac vs Windows joke

Fuck the police and fuck the white people who think this is a joke. We can literally be killed over ANYTHING

Police need to be held accountable for their actions.

neurodivergent-crow:

transmortified:

metapianycist:

reproductive rights issues:

  • abortion
  • birth control

also reproductive rights issues:

  • doctors performing c sections during births without informed consent
  • eugenics via sterilization requirements for trans people to change documentation
  • eugenics via forced/nonconsenting sterilization of disabled people
  • eugenics via forced/nonconsenting sterilization of people of color
  • eugenics via selective abortion of disabled fetuses (fetuses with Down syndrome especially) (these are abortions sought by people who WANT to be pregnant–but only with non-disabled children, when there’s absolutely no guarantee that a non-disabled child won’t become disabled)

if your reproductive rights activism doesn’t incorporate ALL OF THE ABOVE, i want no part of it.

also 

- doctors deliberately stitching their female patients genitals tighter than necessary / than is safe to “make sex more enjoyable for their spouse”

- doctors refusing to perform sterilization on people because “they’ll change their minds and want children down the road”

THIS THIS THIS

truereset:

some of you have never treated a cat with enough love and kindness to experience their adoration and trust and it shows